Xantippe has apparently ganed access to the report being released by the Center for Covert Knowledges about last week's blackout, and the shocking truth as to the cause: [gasp!] Heterosexuals!
"There is reason to believe that as many as 90% of those involved with the causes behind this recent disaster are committed heterosexuals," says the report's introduction. "While none of the persons interviewed for this report have admitted to engaging in specifically heterosexual behaviors precisely at the time of the power outage, nearly all of the interviewees spent extraordinary amounts of time advertising elements of heterosexuality -- speaking either adoringly or dismissively about husbands and/or wives, wearing wedding rings and cultured pearls, listening to radio broadcasts celebrating heterosexual rituals and -- perhaps most shockingly -- displaying framed family portraits in their places of work."You know, if stuff like this doesn't help people see just how stupid the "Homosexuality is the cause of all the evil in the world" assholes are, probably nothing will - but at least we can have fun laughing while we tear out our hair and bang our heads against the fundamentalist wall... Posted by thorswitch at August 19, 2003 03:20 AM | TrackBack
Oh, dear Gods, that ALL we need. I really hate it when people presume to speak as the "Witches of the world" because they really AREN'T speaking for ALL Witches (Good Gods! No one could - it's almost harder to get Witches to agree on anything than Heathens!), but people who don't really know any better for some reason think they are.
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On MSNBC's Countdown last night, it was reported that the "Witches of the world" (their words) claimed that the government staged the blackout to allow a UFO to escape Earth.
I tend to think it's because my deaf, def great-aunt in Akron turned up her TV too loud.